September 2009
4 posts
Bruce McCulloch – For the Ladies
I’ve been...
As CNN thoughtfully dubbed "The Grandma Hoe...
I miss you Ken Jennings.
August 2009
23 posts
Hitler Finds Out Americans Are Calling Each Other...
Sourced from 2004’s “Downfall”, my personal favorite Hitler tome.
Stuffed. Crust. Pan. Pizza.
I stand corrected. It is possible to hate Jim Breuer even more.
The Wave Machines are like totally my new favorite...
The Further Casualties of Pac-Man Fever
Rick, the only white member of Dazz Band, was often mocked by Entendre. (2nd row, far right.)
The Limousines - Very Busy People
And...
LOL
The Kids are Back! →
Fifteen years after The Kids in the Hall aired on CBC Television, the five original members of the Canadian sketch comedy team have reassembled in North Bay, Ont., to shoot an eight-part TV series.
Death Comes to Town will premiere on CBC in January.
Onili - Games
Oh yes, it’s complicated...
I'm beginning to think these town hall meetings... →
Oh, and how I hope it never ends. I spent 3 hours of my day watching the live CNN feed of everyone’s favorite congressman (Jesus, why does everything I say sound somewhat fatious?) Barney Frank; and my, what a randy crowd indeed. You’d think they smelled MGD and funnel cake.
It's Patton Oswalt Week!!!! (next week)
New album “My Weakness is Strong” is officially out next Tuesday, but you can snag it off iTunes now for the lowly sum of $9.95.
and…
“Big Fan” on Friday! Goddamn I’m a lucky Tilt-a-Whirl!
The Original Douchebag-of-Freedom. Dead at 78. →
Your fingernails, hair, and persona continue to grow well after the heart ceases. But Bob’s known this for years.
fun. - Be Calm
I’ve reclaimed the use of my...
90 percent of U.S. bills carry traces of cocaine →
…as do 100% of U.S. Gary’s…
Jenny's Daddy is a Dick.
One of the bane’s of running a (semi-failed) online business is that you get added to ALOT of address books; and for whatever (sad; lonely existence ) reason, these individuals feel the need to include me in their forwards; lacking a general courtesy even my own grandmother affords me.
What follows is perhaps one of the most convoluted and downright inane allegory’s (Feb 11, March 6th, and...
Awesome New Republic - Florida
Asshole? Send-a-Morman is here to help. →
Not only will an unexpected free copy of the Book of Mormon make that special person in your life second guess all those $75 Kabala bracelets they put on their 27% APR Discover Card [Faith.Meet.Faith]; but now, thru the magic of the webweb’s, you can send a tidy, black-tied biker to enlighten those in your life that deserve a little “but-it’s-my-day-off” prothostizing.
A flat-bottom drinking glass.
Notable examples include the schooner, handle, jug, middy, pot, pilsner, stein, and the 1983 Hardees exclusive “Dukes of Hazzard” series. Collect all 8!